Random Meme of Nonsense!!!
A totally nonsensical meme designed for pure enjoyment and creativity!
Pick 10 victims and seal their fate! >: D (Maybe mix it up a little?)
1)  woke up this morning and discovered their voice was high pitched and squeaky; how do the others react? (If their voice is already high- pitched then make it deep and gravelly.)
Giovanni: T_T *higher pitched* There are days I hate my life.
Derek: Sir, just take steady breaths. We had a slight mishap in one of the labs. Breathing normal air for a while will clear it up.
Petrel: *keeping a straight-face for fear of both Derek and Giovanni killing him horribly if he chuckles*
2) Quick, quick!  is the glass half full or half empty?!
Amber: Um, half full?
3) The fridge and cupboards are bare! Oh noes! Looks like it’s time to go shopping! But wait, it’s pouring rain out!  and  play rock, paper, scissors to decide who will brave the storm!
Duke: I maintain that scissors beat rock! T~T
Jeff: Nope. 8D
Duke: Break it down to elements. Steel is super effective to rock, ergo, I won!
Jeff: Nope. 8D
4)  realizes the loser of the above- mentioned game forgot their umbrella and runs out after them with it. Is the recipient annoyed or grateful?
Ferris: Here. Sheri is making me give this to you. *hands umbrella to Duke*
Duke: 8D Aw, she's awesome~
5) , , and  are bored waiting for [2/9] and  to return with the food. They decide to make bets on if the two unlucky saps will catch colds out in the weather. Who wins the bet?
Kris: I don't think they will, I've been in weather like that no prob.
Amber: I'm not so sure, but I'm pretty sure at least Ferris will because he's not under an umbrella.
Derek: Why am I here again?
Duke: *returns okay* 8D I got tacos!
Ferris: *sneezes* >_< Why me?
Amber: Kris, you owe me five bucks.
6)  hit their head on a metal crate and now thinks  and  are their parents… Say what?
Petrel: Mom? Dad? >__<; My head is killing me.
Liam: Uh who is the "mom" in this equation?
Giovanni: That would be you.
Liam: What!? That can't work, Petrel is WAY older then me! ToT
Giovanni: .... And this is the only problem you see with this?
Liam: ._. ....Shut up.
7) Someone is singing loudly while  is trying to sleep. Do they cope or kill?
Jeff: >_< First thing in the morning I'm going to confiscate all the shuckle and berry juice in this stinking building. *buries head under a pillow*
8)  has a secret and  finds out. What happens next?
Amber: ._. Um, so you aren't going to tell anyone, right?
Duke: 8D Pfft, do you have to ask? You can trust me, kiddo~
9) Why is  afraid of ?
Ethan: I'm not afraid of her.
Amber: *comes in with a couple large needles* Okay, here are the injections you'll need before going into Kalos. Just the usual antibiotics and vaccines.
Ethan: O_____O I'm out. *bolts for the door*
10)  has the sudden, burning desire to hug someone on this list. Why is that and who?
Liam: Bro hug! 8D *tackles Ferris*
Ferris: Get him off! Get him off! >__<
11)  got drunk and bought a car full of flowers! What will they do with them?
Kris: *slightly tipsy* I have a right to flowers too! ToT I like flowers as much as the next girl! I frolicked in those things as a kid and made daisy chains like a pro! ._. S'just a little embarrassing when I'm with the guys sometimes these days...
12) , , and  decide to have an epic battle of tolerance- spicy food challenge style! Who wins?
Derek: I'd rather not burn off my taste buds at this point.
Ferris: *wolfing down the spicy food*
Petrel: *eats calmly* I've smoked for years, I can't taste much so I'm good.
13) Would  ever kill anyone?
14) Uh oh, the power’s gone out! The room is pitch black. Shuffling sounds precede a definite thud…  manages to find a flashlight and turns it on to discover_____?
Giovanni: A room that is largely dark.
15)  and  put on a sock puppet show for the rest of the people on the list! Go!
Jeff: How did I get talked into this again?
Liam: Nymphs wanted it.
Jeff: Ah. Well that explains everything. *puts on a sock puppet that looks like a dinosaur*
16)  gets the honor of tagging others…. Or else attempts to draw a portrait of .
Petrel: *holds up a quick stick figure drawing of Ethan*
Ethan: Seriously. You can disguise yourself to be anybody and you can't draw?
Petrel: This isn't my medium.
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I liked this, thanks !! 8D